Anywho, I digress …

Old Turkey

I have mentioned before that Alan loves to bark at nothing on the fence.  He seems to particularly love  barking at the place where the bird was rather than where it is now … but then he wouldn’t be able to see it it, so he wouldn’t bark.  Ah, there is method to his madness.

Anywho, I digress …

Just recently, a bird has taken to dive-bombing Alan and trying to peck him on the head.  Alan goes ballistic, but so would I if a bird the same size as me tried to peck my head.  One morning, a few days ago, I heard the familiar kerfuffle that indicates a bird attack.  I raced outside to make sure he was alright.  Rather than barking at the fence, he was hopping up and down in the middle of the patio trying to bite the sky.  I looked up and there was the Zeppelin, flying low overhead. I think I could hear voices.  It was at about that time that I realized I was naked.

Having looked up the reviews, it is apparent that the windows open and you can see straight down.  Not sure anyone will want to see the photos from that trip, but at least the pilot has another funny story to tell 😉

I really need to wear clothes more often – for everyone’s sake.

Lisa.