Posted by episode81 on September 28, 2010
I enjoy a leisurely morning. Cup of tea in bed. Read a magazine. Surf the web. Bliss.
I think I particularly enjoy the sloth aspect because my mum spent years trying to get me to spring out of bed at the weekends. I was a … grumpy child. She finally gave up when she managed to rouse me at 11am one morning only for me to faint in the kitchen. To this day I cannot just jump out of bed without a light head and a major wobble. I need to take a moment.
Yey! Justified sloth!
Anywho, I digress …
The other day, I was reading in bed while Alan got busy barking his head off in the garden. Finally I got up to see what the fuss was.
He was intent on barking at something in the neighbors yard. The fences are high and are not overlooked by windows – he was just barking at nothing. I called him and he ignored me, so I walked over to him. At some point I looked over to see the neighbor, up a ladder, cleaning his gutters. Right around that time I realized I was naked.
Apparently I can still run quite fast.